Saturday, January 23, 2010

Profile in Style: Gorilla

Early in the film, Gorilla tells Steve how he was banned from pro wrestling for biting the ears off his opponents when he won (maybe Mike Tyson saw this movie as a kid too!). So amongst a group of mostly martial artists, his is a style of simple brute force.

The Signature Modus Operandi



Choke yo' punk ass!









And chokin' yo' punk ass!











Come here so I can choke yo' punk ass!










Surprise! Yo' punk ass is choked!







The Nutcracker


How's that size 18 in the crotch feel?







The Head Butt


That's gonna leave a mark!








The Moe Howard Head Knock



Oooh, a couple of wiseguys!








The Fake Arm Bar



Yeah, I'm pretty sure the human
arm is meant to bend that way.








The Helicopter


A little cliche, but always good for a laugh.







The School Yard Showdown


Nothing like a good old-fashioned game of "mercy"







The Passive-Aggressive



Hey, Gorilla. Did you happen to notice a bunch of people fighting all around you?

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